i don’t have a dick bruh
yall dudes can help this other dude?
Anonymously tell me one of your secrets.
I been dating this girl since late November we still didn't fuck because she's scared…I'm 6'4 and she's 5'3ish she tells me she wants it but when I brought her over we were making out for about 15min and she told me stop whenever she was getting really horny…I'm 17 and still a virgin cause of girls like this…why why…WHY ME GOD!!! What should I do? I don't want to force fuck here than later on she calls rape or some shit I want my first to really mean sumthing…wht wud u do if u were in my shoes?
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL